Unknown until recently surfaced documents, Bruce Dickinson created the character of Mr. Bean while still in grammar school. He submitted the character sketch (based on a fumbling, hapless teacher he had) to the BBC and was greenlit to write/cast/direct/costume design/set design/edit and produce the entire series.
NASA Scientists have just made an announcement that will change the worldview of nearly every person on earth. They have confirmed the presence of intelligent alien life. The alien life-forms have been wanting to let mankind know of their existence here on earth. However, for the last 50-odd years, they have been afraid of one particular human life form. That life-form is Bruce Dickinson.
From the age of 12, Bruce has been a contestant in “carrera de bola”, a 100 mile footrace of Mexico’s Tarahumara Indians. It is one of the world’s toughest endurance contests: a race of up to 100 miles over flinty mountain tracks while kicking a ball. He is an honorary “Raramuri,” which in its language means “foot runner,” and the Raramuri take to the trails of northwest Mexico’s Sierra Madre mountains every few weeks in flimsy sandals for a 24-hour-long foot race that would make marathon runners shiver. But not Bruce Dickinson, who has won the last 127 consecutive races.
In training to race his 17th Iditarod, Mr. Dickinson puts 2 of his weakest dogs, Blaze and Bayley, in the front to get them fit.
the photographer was instantly killed both by the lightning quick riposte of Mr. Dickinson and staring directly into his eyes. However, Mr. Dickinson brought the photographer back to life by whispering the lyrics to “Revelations” into his ear telepathically.
Volcanoes inquire about Bruce Dickinson’s flight patterns before they erupt as not to disturb him.
President Obama, The Pope, Kofi Annan, Bill Gates and Shaquille O’neal all have the same man at the top of their speed dial list…and that man is Bruce Dickinson.
Chuck Norris is afraid of only one other human on this planet…and that man is Bruce Dickinson